I can’t say “coochie” out loud

Backseat koolin wit maddie cake

Breh what if you had a eyelash permanently stuck to your eyeball

• Hoe: why you got on track shoes in the hot tub?
• Me: chasin dih money at all tines

if they just put baja blast in a can the economy would be fixed all my niggas would have jobs

beeeep beep

breh dat new waka fye

like its so many cereals out there i feel like if you eat plain corn flakes you are unappreciative and ungrateful and you need to fix yo got damn attitude foreal

i cant fuck with you if you eat plain corn flakes

woke up at 4:38 pm in honor of all the niggas wit face tattoos that say they cant find a job because of the economy

Mohawks should officially be on the kids menu at the barbershop in the 2k13

lunagurl:

feel me

netscapeshawty:

Chief Keef - Macaroni Time (Preview) Shot By @AZaeProduction (by MrZae220) this shit actually called macaroni time

All da rich foreign ladies that forgot to take they birth control one day this month and allergic to latex come through i made breakfast

carolinetompkinsgetspersonal:

and I looked like this